A MAN, A GIRL, A DESERTED ISLAND
Chapter 2. The French are perverts
Chapter 3. Conversations in the dark
Chapter 5. Oh, how I love aspirin!
Chapter 6. The Fatties Won’t Leave Me Alone
Chapter 7. You can’t get drunk on the plane
Chapter 9. Asians have smaller brains
Chapter 10. I arrive in the Promised Land
Chapter 12. Attack of the Phantoms
Chapter 14. God gives me a finger
Chapter 15. That maneuver with a weird name
Chapter 16. Tears are Siblings to Laughter
Chapter 17. Malaysia’s prisons are winking at me
Chapter 18. Banzai or no banzai?
Chapter 20. Take the skinny girl!
Chapter 22. I wonder what Eva’s buttocks taste like
Chapter 23. The Four-Colored Fish
Chapter 24. Today a King, Tomorrow a Slave
Chapter 25. A Man is Just a Man
Chapter 26. I’m a child who fell on his head
Chapter 27. Eva doesn’t have bills problems
Chapter 29. Surely It’s Not Love
Chapter 30. Every Girl Has a Secret
Chapter 31. We’re Ambushed in the Dead of Night
Chapter 32. Poor Little Things
Chapter 33. Not today… Maybe tomorrow!
Chapter 34. Teaching Lessons in Cock Studies
Chapter 35. Mommy, what does ‘whore’ mean?
Chapter 36. Every Man Has a Sacred Duty
Chapter 37. I Am Officially Insane
Chapter 38. To Hit or To Run Away
Chapter 39. God Always Has a Plan
Chapter 40. When the Truck Hits You
Chapter 41. I’m a poor pedicurist
Chapter 42. Men Know How to Keep a Secret
Chapter 43. Banks Are the Work of the Devil
Chapter 44. Alfredo is Kind of Dumb
Chapter 45. What do you want right now?
Chapter 46. I Wish I Were in the Big Dipper
Chapter 47. I Know How to Open Bottles
Chapter 48. Cool Lips and Hot Slaps
Chapter 49. All Women Are the Same
Chapter 50. A Pastry Shop Far Too Satanic
Chapter 51. I wonder what lies beneath Irina’s belly button
Chapter 52. Learning Where the Chicken Pees
Chapter 53. The Day I Became a Lawyer
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